This Just In: Denard is Fast

Just how fast? 21.82 miles per hour in the open field. I don't know about you, but forget fake 40 times – give me mph! You'll notice at the 1:33 mark, Shoelace's breaking ability is compared to the same G-forces as experienced in a space shuttle launch.

Yeah...the space shuttle. Space!



YAY, ESPN!

I know I said content would be sparse non-existant until after Christmas, but I had to post this. Now, observe said holiday.